One time Dedo Mite was telling Michael and I about his coworkers (he was a mechanic for big trucks) and how they would eat lunch and belch. He said it was so disgusting and he hated it so one day he let a big assed fart rip.
Some guy said, "Hey Mike, that's gross!"
Dedo Mite retorted, in only a way he can retort, "Eh, some people dey burp in da mouth en some people dey burp in da ass. I burp in da ass."
Michael and I lost it!! To this day we use this quote. Long live burping in the mouth...and the ass!!
After we were married Baba and Dedo kept my bridal announcement on their fridge.
One day I was over and Dedo and I were at the fridge and I said, "Look at that nice bride!"
Dedo put his arm around me, squeezed, pointed at the picture and said, "Purty gurl, purty picka!" I busted a gut laughing and he walked away red-faced.
The big deal is that the word "picka" is pronounced "peachka" and it means "pussy". See?
More famous Dedo quotes:
" Hey Big Boy "
" Is my medicine " (referring to his moonshine)
" Shuddup Milevo! "