Saturday, September 03, 2005

A Disturbing Issue

I noticed in one of my pictures of New Orleans I have Fucking Torpedo Tits. Here's the deal, yo. I was much fatter and my stomach poked upwards spreading my FTT's out to either side. ::puke::

[deep breath]
I am very happy to report that I no longer have said Fucking Torpedo Tits. There are 50lbs that need to still be shed but at least I don't suffer from the debilitating FTT.[/deep breath]

5 comments:

joe said...
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Richard N. Rubinstein, M.D. said...
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Lynn said...

Hey girl....love reading your blog! In fact I've set my own up too!

Lynn said...

Ok....I just had to post again and say TORPEDO TITS??????? hahahaha....I roared!!!

M i s h e l l e said...

You should see them without a bra. *GOOGLEY EYES*