This house needs a total and complete cleaning. I have never let the condition of the house get to this point. This is beyond ''weekend house''.
My kitchen needs mopping.
The carpet needs vacuuming.
The mantel, tv stands and window sills need dusting.
The bathrooms need detoxification.
3 bushels of laundry need to be sorted and put up.
Fall clothes need to replace summer clothes.
And, yet, I have no gumption. No will. No desire. Nothing. But, dammit, we have cake!!