Saturday, September 03, 2005

A Disturbing Issue

I noticed in one of my pictures of New Orleans I have Fucking Torpedo Tits. Here's the deal, yo. I was much fatter and my stomach poked upwards spreading my FTT's out to either side. ::puke::

[deep breath]
I am very happy to report that I no longer have said Fucking Torpedo Tits. There are 50lbs that need to still be shed but at least I don't suffer from the debilitating FTT.[/deep breath]

1 comment:

Secret Agent Mama said...

You should see them without a bra. *GOOGLEY EYES*